Station MI–API FT–008 Period pending

Bulletin of Mild Inconvenience · Vol. I · Hourly series

The Most Useless API

Beautifully formatted, completely pointless observations. Values are deterministic for the current UTC hour: two callers, one number. If NOAA tracked pigeon suspicion, it would look like this.

Current hour

Issued —

Parameter Value Unit Confidence
Awaiting retrieval from the station.

Retrieval playground

Fetch any series. Responses are JSON with value, unit, ISO timestamp, methodology, confidence, and attribution. 

Select a series.

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Methodology

          
    
            
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              All series are hashed from the UTC calendar date and hour. The
              station does not consult sensors, satellites, or feelings.
            
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              Confidence is also hashed. It is printed to two decimals so as to
              resemble a measurement.
            
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              CORS is *. Cache-Control is
              public, max-age=60. Neither fact improves the data.
            
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